Episode 4

Synopsis

Two carloads of girls drove to a lake with the farmer. They went swimming. Ashley Kardashian and Kaitlyn the Canadian took off their top and bottom, respectively. Kelsey didn’t like it. “This is a date made for bimboes,” she said.

Meanwhile, back at the mansion, the farmer’s sisters stopped by for a visit with Carly, Becca, Britt, Jade, Whitney, Jillian, Jillian’s blurred butt, and some new girl Nikki who hadn’t been on the show before.

Megan raved about the camping group date, calling it “the perfect day.” The farmer said it was “freakin’ awesome.” Kelsey didn’t like it. “My face is getting skinnier cause I’m spending so much time fake-smiling,” she said. Then she called the lake “a dingy pond” and got stung by something.

Melissa and I speculated on who would give the farmer a something-job in his tent. We considered Ashley K. “But she’s a virgin,” Melissa noted. “Does she know what to do with a penis?” The farmer pitched a huge tent.

The sisters chose Jade to go on a one-on-one date and then she cried. I think she was wearing a Queens of the Stone Age t-shirt which would be “freakin’ awesome”, as the farmer would say.

The campers sat around a fire drinking whiskey and talking about how great it was. Kelsey didn’t like it. Ashley S started doing Ashley S things. She and Chris navigated a 10-foot hill with a lantern. Katelyn got the rose.

Ashley Kardashian went into the farmer’s mansion tent and told him she was a nerd who’d never had a boyfriend. “As long as he like, gets a vibe, that like, I’m a girl who doesn’t really, like, hook-up, like, that’s what I want him to know, that I’m not a hook-up girl, like, I’m wife material,” she explained. Then she made out with him.

“Are they always two hours long?” Melissa asked. “Oh my god.”

Jade got ready for her date with the help of a pink-haired lady. It was a lot of preparation. “I was trying on dress after dress, like trying to find the perfect fit,” Jade said. “Tell me about it,” bride-to-be Melissa said. “Except that bitch is already a model.”

Jade finally got ready. “That is a beautiful dress,” Melissa admitted. “I wonder if they make it in white.” A big white car came and picked her up and brought her to a gigantic flight of stairs which she gingerly descended while the farmer looked on. They chatted in front of a candle for a while. Jade glossed over her broken engagement and her modeling for Playboy.

Meanwhile, back at the mansion, Ashley Kardashian put on a fancy dress and ate corn on the cob and chardonnay while the other girls made fun of her.

Jade’s date went well. “Not only is Jade beautiful on the outside, but her inner beauty is what really stands out to me,” the farmer stated. “Also, she has a nice rack,” he added.

They took an arduous hike up the staircase and entered a room where a symphony was waiting for them. They danced on a small circle-platform while Cinderella and Robb Stark danced on a screen behind them. Melissa said Robb was dreamy and I showed her a picture of what he looked like in Game of Thrones and her eyes widened. When the clock struck midnight Jade picked her way back down the staircase and went back to the mansion.

There were some mysterious boxes in the back yard. The girls opened them and much to Melissa’s chagrin they were wedding dresses. Jillian, Whitney, Carly, Britt, Becca and that new girl Nikki put them on and flew on a plane somewhere near San Francisco. They went to a big muddy field with some stuff on it. They had to complete a muddy obstacle course in their wedding dresses. I was disgusted at how much money they’d flush down the tubes ruining those dresses. “Hopefully they’re from the sales rack at David’s Bridal,” Melissa said. It turned out to be a fundraiser for MS. I wished they’d just given the ~$10k they spent on the dresses straight to the charity.

Unsurprisingly, Jillian dominated the race. “Jillian should be wearing a tuxedo, not a dress,” Carly spat. “That’s all I’m sayin’.” Jillian won so she got to go to a nice dinner with the farmer on top of a building in San Francisco. Jillian’s blurred butt didn’t get to come but Jillian’s awful personality did. She talked a lot. “I feel like I am more on the ‘take’ end of the conversation,” the farmer said. ”It’s nice to listen once in a while and not have the pressure of having to talk to someone,” he deadpanned. He told her to take a hike and she cried.

At the cocktail party Ashley I told the farmer she was a virgin. “The fact that Ashley I is a virgin is impressive,” the farmer stated. “If anything it makes me respect her more.” But Ashley I was neurotic about it and cried. “I feel like I really freaked him out,” she sobbed. Becca nonchalantly said she was a virgin too. Britt gave the farmer shit about giving Kaitlyn roses. Then the farmer went on tilt and made an overly dramatic speech about his intentions. “The reality is there is fourteen girls here,” Carly said. The farmer said goodbye to three of them at the rose ceremony – Nikki, Ashley S and Juelia, who cried.

Standings

Andie & Eric: 27.5 points
1. Jade: 6
2. Whitney: 6
3. Mackenzie: 7
4. Juelia: 7 
+1.5 last team standing bonus (tie)
A&E lost Juelia before they were expecting to, but it wasn't a bad week for the leaders. They still managed to tie Bri & Doug for the last team standing bonus; I split the 3 point bonus into 1.5 bonus points for each team. Jade had a good date and Mackenzie survived another week. A&E are the only team with three players left.

Kelly & Phil: 20 points
1. Becca: 9
2. Megan: 6
3. Trina: 2
4. Amber: 3

Zack's Virgin Theory appears to be coming to fruition. Becca is a huge favorite over Ashley I to make it to the fantasy suite. Kelly & Phil can feel comfortable with Becca leading their team. Virgin #2 also has a shot at next Bachelorette.

Bri & Doug: 19.5 points

1. Ashley I: 9

2. Samantha: 5

3. Nikki: 4
+1.5 last team standing bonus (tie)

Melissa & I couldn't remember seeing or hearing about "Samantha" once the entire episode. Finally we realized she and Nikki look basically the same and we had been thinking they were one person. I think "Samantha" is the most invisible cast member I've ever seen in reality television.

Julia & Paul: 17 points

1. Kelsey: 6

2. Tandra: 1

3. Carly: 5

4. Ashley S: 5

Nothing to see here. Kelsey might die next week or she might make it to the fantasy suite. But she's not likely to win. Carly should be out soon.

Melissa & Tom: 14 points

1. Britt: 7

2. Alissa: 1

3. Jillian: 4

4. Kimberly: 1

Britt is all that's left of this crummy team and she's no guarantee to make hometowns. Becca, Kaitlyn, Jade and Whitney are all in the mix.

Andrea & Zack: 13 points

1. Kaitlyn: 9

2. Tracy: 3

3. Jordan: 0

4. Tara: 1

Kaitlyn might be the most likable girl this season. My hunch is the farmer is going to feel more comfortable with Jade or Britt though, and he might favor Becca and Whitney for hometowns.

Episode 3

Synopsis

Jimmy Kimmel walked into the farmer’s bedroom and woke him up. Then they took a shower together. Kaitlyn got the one-on-one date. Andrea & Zack argued about her chances – Andrea was a nonbeliever. 

They went to a Costco (not Andrea & Zack - Farmer & Kaitlyn that is). They bought a lot of ketchup. Chris was impressed with the “class” Kaitlyn displayed at "Cassco" while rolling around in a giant inflatable ball, so he kissed her inside the ball. They also bought a lot of Q-tips.

They went back to the house to grill steaks. Cosmo the dog saw Chris and Kaitlyn making out so he made out with Melissa’s hand. Jimmy came by and asked Kaitlyn about her history of dating farmers. She said she had dated a “legit” farmer. Jimmy made a lot of funny jokes while they cooked and ate dinner. Then Kaitlyn and the farmer made out in a hot tub while Jimmy ate chicken wings in the tub.

A tractor-load of girls went on a farming-themed date. It was a competition of farming tasks like shucking corn and milking goats. “They should have brought Jeff Probst out for this,” Zack said. Jillian ran around with her blurred ass. “I read online there’s just like fur sticking out,” Zack said. “Or did someone say that last week? I forget.” Carly tried really hard and won the competition.

Carly rambled through something unintelligible before summarizing with “You are a man and I am a woman.” Then she aggressively made out with him. "There’s a fair amount of kissing going on, which is the point of this thing,” the farmer said. Mackenzie questioned the farmer about all the kissing he was doing. “Kissing is something that I think is part of a relationship,” he explained.

Andrea and Melissa talked about Becca’s teeth for a while while Becca hung out on top of a building with the farmer. They appeared to have a good conversation. At the end, Becca only hugged the farmer instead of making out with him like everyone else. That reminded Zack of his “Virgin Theory." The Virgin Theory is that the producers never would have

1. said a virgin was going to the fantasy suite AND
2. immediately revealed Ashley I as the virgin UNLESS
3. Ashley I wasn't actually headed to the fantasy suite, but a DIFFERENT virgin was.

The farmer gave Becca the date rose. Ashley S made a face like she’d swallowed rotten goat milk. 

Chris, Whitney and Whitney’s high-pitched squeaky voice went on a date together. Chris and Whitney both wore pink. They talked awkwardly for a while. Andrea groaned.

They saw a wedding in a park. “Should we crash it?” Whitney asked. “YOLO.” They decided to. They set up a distant camera and watched Whitney and the farmer talk to randoms. They pretended to be a recently engaged couple. Whitney was smooth. The farmer was awkward. Juan Pablo would have KILLED IT. Whitney went hard after the bouquet toss. “Cover blown,” Zack said. The farmer was really impressed with her adventurous spirit. So was Zack. “She’s going FAR,” he announced.

The farmer took another outdoor shower with Jimmy. There was a pool party instead of a cocktail party. Megan or someone freaked out about the farmer’s body, but Andrea and Melissa weren’t impressed. “Abs are a little soft,” Andrea critiqued. 

Juelia chose the pool party as the appropriate time to tell the farmer about her husband’s suicide. They had a long emotional talk. “OH MY GOSH! POOL PARTY!” were the next words spoken on the show, then the farmer made out with Britt, then he made out with Jade on a bed while she wore high heels, and then he made out with Jillian in a hot tub. Ashley Kardashian started crying and even cried in front of the farmer but soon found herself making out with him instead.

At the rose ceremony the farmer got rid of Trina, Tracy and Amber, who cried on the way out to score Kelly & Phil an exit point. There was a huge reveal in the preview for next week’s episode when someone said there were two virgins in the house.

Standings

Andie & Eric: 18 points
1. Jade: 3
2. Whitney: 4
3. Mackenzie: 5
4. Juelia: 6
This team is way out in front early - in terms of current score, surviving players, individual score, most impressive date and strongest long-term potential. This powerhouse squad is going to be difficult to catch - they'll likely build up a huge lead and ride it all the way. Jade is definitely going super deep, Juelia is definitely going deep, Whitney just pulled off probably the most impressive date I've seen in four seasons and Mackenzie has scored amply for a dreg. It's going to be an upset if anyone can hang with A&E this season.

Kelly & Phil: 14 points
1. Becca: 5
2. Megan: 4
3. Trina: 2
4. Amber: 3

The bad news for K&P is their team was cut in half that episode. The good news is that Becca is backing up her first-round pick pedigree. The hug on Chris was a brilliant move that obviously caught him off guard and distinguished her from the pack. Chris was clearly impressed and communicated that to Becca by giving her the date rose. As Zack knows, sometimes making a "contrarian" play can win you the tournament.

Julia & Paul: 12 points

1. Kelsey: 4

2. Tandra: 1

3. Carly: 3

4. Ashley S: 4

Ashley S. survived another episode, this time without hardly ever seeing a camera. Chris's decision to give Becca the date rose over Carly was Bad News Bears for Carly's prospects - she's in trouble.

Bri & Doug: 12 points

1. Ashley I: 6

2. Samantha: 3

3. Nikki: 3

I've watched three episodes now and I still couldn't pick Nikki or Samantha out of a police lineup. They're obviously goners soon. Ashley I survived this episode but the revelation of a second virgin means she may not be headed to the fantasy suite after all, making Zack's Virgin Theory look brilliant. Somehow Bri & Doug's whole team has survived to this point but the noose is tightening quickly on their ladies.

Melissa & Tom: 11 points

1. Britt: 5

2. Alissa: 1

3. Jillian: 4

4. Kimberly: 1

The fact of the matter is this team is going to be down to one member very soon and she won't be able to score enough points to close the gap on A&E. Jillian is hanging on for dear life - she's an underdog to survive the next episode.

Andrea & Zack: 10 points

1. Kaitlyn: 6

2. Tracy: 3

3. Jordan: 0

4. Tara: 1

It's a good thing A to Z nabbed Kaitlyn because she's all they've got left. They struck out on their other three high-risk/high-reward picks. That's the A to Z strategy and it paid off last season with a title. There's no shame in losing a 6-team pool. But Kaitlyn isn't going to let this team finish last. She's a prime candidate to make it to the fantasy suite.

Episode 2

Synopsis

Kimberly came back into the mansion and the farmer didn't know what to do. "This is your LIFE. There's no rules to THAT," Chris Harrison said. The farmer let her stay. The two Chrises met and chatted briefly on an outdoor couch. Then the farmer went inside to rub his chin and look at his body in a mirror. Then he took his outdoor shower. There was no shot of Tara emptying an aspirin bottle, but we know that happened because she didn't seem that hungover.

The farmer took six girls on a group date. The invitation referenced the country. "I'm more Kardashian than I am Country," Ashley I stated. "I have never been on a date with five other girls," Jade announced. They raced tractors in their bikinis. They were all really slow. Ashley I won but didn’t win the individual date. It was a bigger upset than Buckeyes over Ducks as Mackenzie got it.

She and the farmer went to a bar and Mackenzie obsessed over his nose, then asked if he believed in aliens. She was nervous to tell the farmer about her 1-year-old named Kale. Our friend Mike was over, having skied Keystone with Melissa earlier in the day. He speculated that maybe Mackenzie was nervous because an alien gave her the baby. The farmer gave Mackenzie a rose and they hugged, danced, and kissed. Mackenzie kissed and told later to the other girls.

Back at the house Jillian and Megan broke into the farmer’s mansion and wore his motorcycle helmet. Jillian’s butt and groin were blurred out. “Does she have pubes showing?” Mike asked.

Megan thought she got a love note from the farmer but it was a date card. She must not have ever watched the show. “I wish everyone could feel my insides,” she said. “Chris might get to feel her insides,” Mike speculated.

Megan and Chris took a ride to an airport. She clutched the farmer’s hand close to her bosom. above her stomach where the colorful smiling butterflies live. They got in a helicopter and flew to the Grand Canyon. Megan said it was the most amazing day of her life. I actually got to fly in a helicopter to the Grand Canyon one time. It was cool, but wasn't amongst the hundred most amazing days of my life. Megan told the farmer a sad story about her dad dying and then they kissed and then he gave her a rose and then they kissed more. Megan said she’d never had a feeling like this in her entire life.

"My heart literally pumps every time I see one of those white envelopes," Amber proclaimed. "Hopefully it pumps more than that," Melissa said. The farmer took a whole bunch of girls on a group date. The girls took a limo to a fake zombie stronghold. It was supposed to be scary. "This is LITERALLY my worst fear,” Amber said. Then she started chugging hard liquor.

Ashley S thought you shot people on your own team, not the zombies. “Please send her home,” Melissa begged. “STAT.” Ashley acted weird and shot the “dead” zombies point blank and made strange Mesa Verde comments.

Back at the house, Jordan got sloshed, did handstands and made fun of Jillian’s hairy ass.

The farmer kissed Kaitlyn after a brief chat. He’s going after Juan Pablo’s record. Ashley S did more Ashley S things while Mike cackled. The farmer said he needed more time to figure her out.

The farmer gave Britt a “gift card” of a free kiss. Mike joked that he should have gifted a free boob-touch or a free blowjob. Despite a big wet makeout the farmer gave the rose to Kaitlyn.

At the cocktail party Whitney gave Chris some booze, Ashley I declared her virginity, Jordan got wasted again and Britt cried.

Ashley I gave Chris three wishes. He wished to kiss her. Surprise, surprise. They sucked face for a while. The farmer also made out with Amber.

At the rose ceremony, the farmer tried to give Juelia a rose but Jillian thought he said her name and started walking up. Right as he corrected her she slipped on a rug and fell and then she cackled uproariously. The farmer peaced Tandra, Alissa, Kimberly, Jordan and Tara while shockingly staying Ashley’s execution. Mike speculated that maybe Ashley S is the farmer’s sister, planted to see how the girls treat a crazy person. “Maybe he’s just waiting till the proper security measures are in place before he makes that decision,” Melissa hypothesized.

“That will haunt me for the rest of my life,” Tara sobbed. “That will HAUNT me.”


Standings

Kelly & Phil: 9 points
1. Becca: 2
2. Megan: 3
3. Trina: 2
4. Amber: 2
This team will likely battle for the "last whole team standing" bonus and not much more. None of these girls appear to be contenders for the final rose. Becca hasn't distinguished herself, Megan's makeup makes her look like the Tin Man, Trina is old and Amber is black. It's obvious from the cross-section of contestants that Chris is looking for a little white girl to take back to the farm.

Andie & Eric: 9 points
1. Jade: 2
2. Whitney: 1
3. Mackenzie: 3
4. Juelia: 3 
Big Eric Schwartz has finally assembled a competitive roster. Mackenzie should hang around for a bit, Whitney is poised for a 1-on-1, Juelia's become intriguing and Jade is still a contender. A&E will hope to build a lead and stave off the pack.

Melissa & Tom: 7 points
1. Britt: 3
2. Alissa: 1
3. Jillian: 2
4. Kimberly: 1
I gave Britt, Juelia and Tara points for crying this episode. I'm not certain Juelia shed tears and there may have been others who did. If you believe I have it wrong, post a comment.

Andrea & Zack: 7 points
1. Kaitlyn: 3
2. Tracy: 2
3. Jordan: 0
4. Tara: 2
Disappointing ep for A to Z. Tracy did nothing of note and the two drunks were sent packing. Kaitlyn might have the chops to keep the defending champs in the mix, but it's not looking promising.

Bri & Doug: 6 points
1. Ashley I: 4
2. Samantha: 1
3. Nikki: 1
It was looking bleak for Bri & Doug heading into the rose ceremony, as Samantha and Nikki hadn't sewn up roses. They survived and should earn some more points to support Ashley I, the warhorse virgin mascot of the squad.

Julia & Paul: 6 points
1. Kelsey: 2
2. Tandra: 1
3. Carly: 1
4. Ashley S: 2
If I was Julia & Paul, I would have preferred if Chris let go of Ashley S at the rose ceremony. We know she doesn't have long-term potential, but she could easily cost J&P three points in the next ep.

Episode 1 & The Draft

Synopsis

"This promises to be an incredible night," Chris Harrison stated unconvincingly. Then he foreshadowed that a virgin would wind up in the Fantasy Suite and referred to the new Bachelor Chris as "Prince Farming." Chris S. showed the cameras around Iowa, "God's Country" as he called it. "Isn't all of Earth God's Country?" Melissa inquired, then made some pesticide jokes. Then the farmer went fishing with some old guy.

"This is the best way to find love," Harrison proclaimed. "Actually, OKCupid," Melissa corrected. They showed the town of Arlington, IA and the farmer's farm. It was pretty. "They could charge like four grand for a wedding there," Melissa said. Cody from last season showed up to give the farmer some personal training. I guess the farmer wasn't ripped enough for his inevitable shirtless scenes.

Then there was an overly long interview with that blonde Bachelor and the girl that won his season. It sucked the hard-earned momentum out of the three-hour premiere. "They're just the only ones who've made it," Melissa explained. "So they're flaunted." There were some more interviews featuring past contestants like Clare and Marcus, who apparently "won" Bachelor in Paradise with some chick who looked right for him. Harrison asked about the wedding. "We're a little 80/40 on the exact date right now," the chick said. Seriously, she said that.

The interviews wore on. "I am kinda curious about Andi and What's-His-Bucket," Melissa admitted. Harrison interviewed Andie and What's-His-Bucket. Andie awkwardly rubbed What's-His-Bucket's back. Then there was an endless interview with Nikki who won Juan Pablo's season but not his heart. Melissa texted and I checked daily fantasy lineups. The farmer took a shower outdoors even though he's living in a mansion. I guess it's nice to shower outside if you live in southern California.  

At long last, limos started pulling up to the mansion with the wet driveway. My notes on the arrivals:

1. Britt - prude LA waitress humongous hug then started crying
2. Whitney - fertility nurse lives in Chicago and has a hard time meeting men 'nuff said
3. Kelsey - widow, guidance counselor
4. Megan - dumb
5. Ashley I. - journalist
6. Trina - special ed teacher, 33
7. Reegan - tissue sales
8. Tara - cowgirl we think he liked but then turned out to be a drunk
9. Amber - black, teddy bear
10. Nikki - former cheerleader ***DO NOT PICK***
11. Amanda - nutso ballet dancer ***DO NOT PICK***
12. Jillian - DC news producer super jacked
13. Mackenzie - mom "Well, she's not the virgin" - Melissa
14. Ashley - awkward blonde penny seems crazy
15. Kaitlyn - took his breath away with wild joke, nutty

The farmer went back into the mansion and talked to some of the gals. Whitney asked Chris if he inseminated hogs even though he already said he didn't. The farmer talked to the girls for three hours before Harrison told him he needed to go back to the wet driveway because more lady-limos were showing up. More arrival notes:

16. Samantha - fashion designer seems alright
17. Michelle - wedding cake decorator seems alright
18. Juelia -
19. Becca - very pretty
20. Tandra - motorbike has some personality
21. Alissa - flight attendant, sort of cute sort of annoying
22. Jordan - Windsor CO, whiskey
23. Nicole - pig nose redhead
24. Brittany - WWE diva ***DO NOT PICK***
25. Carly - cruise ship singer, meh

Yet another limo pulled up as the overwhelmed farmer struggled to stay standing.

26. Tracy - 4th grade teacher seemed pretty cute
27. Bo - plus-size model
28. Kimberly - yoga instructor
29. Kara - soccer coach Kentucky
30. Jade - ***GOOD PICK***

Chris S made a boring and uncomfortable speech to the ladies while I missed Juan Pablo. Weird Ashley thought there was an onion growing on a tree. My Master Gardener fiancee noted that onions don't grow on trees. Carly said it was illegal to be an ice cream man in Iowa. Kaitlyn performed a dance routine for him and he was somehow impressed. Then he said he wished he was a polygamist. Tracy the teacher explained what "cat ladies" were. Weird Ashley continued to obsess over onions. Mackenzie didn't know what alfalfa was. Tara got wasted. Chris S gave Britt the first impression rose and then they made out. Already.

The rose ceremony was hard to follow cause there were so many girls. Chris had to get rid of a bunch of em and it took forever. In fact, it was light out at the mansion by the time he finished, which explained why Tara tottered back and forth, almost vomited and rubbed herself. Farmer took a moment to talk to Harrison to make sure if he wanted to keep her around. He did.

I was surprised he offed Bo cause I thought he wanted kids who could work a farm and play football for the Iowa Hawkeyes. Plus Bo was pretty. I was also surprised he offed the pig-nose redhead. Guess he doesn't care for gingers. I was also surprised he got rid of yoga instructor Kimberly because there was nothing glaringly wrong with her. Kimberly seemed to feel the same way because she insisted on going back into the mansion.

There was a huge trailer for the rest of the season. SPOILERS: The farmer gets a handjob or a something-job in a tent. Kelsey almost dies. A lot of people cry. "I would rather chew glass and wash it down with a bag of hair than lose to her," someone hisses at some point. That's the same way I'd feel about losing to Phil's team.


The Draft

We decided we needed to make some points changes because with six teams competing it shouldn't be as top-heavy. Also, we don't want it to come solely down to picking the winner. So here is the new point-scoring system, with new and adjusted rules in bold:

1 POINT

-Going on a group date (was .5 points)

-Receiving a rose
-Crying on camera (maximum 1 cry per outfit worn)

2 POINTS
-Sneaking extra time with the Bachelor outside of standard date parameters
-Going on a 1-on-1 date
-Explicitly "winning" a group date
-Saying "I love you" or "I'm falling in love with you" directly to The Bachelor
-Accepting a marriage proposal from The Bachelor
-Season-specific bonus (riding in a tractor)
-Declaring virginity

3 POINTS
-Defeating another contestant in a 2-on-1 date
-Being the first to kiss The Bachelor on the lips (already achieved this season)
-Being the last team with all remaining contestants
-Going on a Hometown date (was 4 points)
-Being invited to the Fantasy Suite (was 4 points)
-Finishing in 2nd place (was 4 points)
-Exiting the show prematurely on one's own accord

4 POINTS

-Becoming the next Bachelor(ette)

5 POINTS
-Finishing as the final contestant (was 8 points)

-1 POINT
-Losing a 2-on-1 date

-3 POINTS
-Failing to get a rose during a 1-on-1 date
-Leaving the show
-Exiting the show prematurely and involuntarily

AUTOMATIC WIN
-Rejecting a marriage proposal from The Bachelor after the final rose ceremony



The Teams

Bri & Doug
1. Ashley I.
2. Samantha
3. Nikki

Julia & Paul
1. Kelsey
2. Tandra
3. Carly
4. Ashley S.

Melissa & Tom
1. Britt
2. Alissa
3. Jillian
4. Kimberly

Kelly & Phil
1. Becca
2. Megan
3. Trina
4. Amber

Andrea & Zack
1. Kaitlyn
2. Tracy
3. Jordan
4. Tara

Andie & Eric
1. Jade
2. Whitney
3. Mackenzie
4. Juelia