Episode 3 by Paul Wasika

Thanks for your patience, everyone. I was busy having a lovely visit with Tom out in San Fran and had limited access to a computer. Paul was kind enough to write the blog this week. Enjoy :)

The chicken thinks Becca would like someone a little more deep than Jordan

Colton is trying to get past the baggage of having dated Tia - one of Becca's friends

Tia disclosed that she and Colton dated and they ended things when he decided to go on the show - it sounded like he thought Tia might be the Bachelorette

The guys showed up to the spa and Colton's face was priceless when he rounded the corner and saw Tia

Becca started introducing everybody and then forgot Jason's name, lol

Luckily for Colton, it sounds like his relationship with Tia ended amicably

The girls painted all the guys' nails

Tia and Becca went off and had a talk. She disclosed that all she and Colton did was kiss. She also said that Colton disclosed within a few days of "talking" with her that he was planning on trying to get on the show.

Becca, "Do you think he was hoping it was you?"

Tia, "I mean, prob- possibly, yeah. A possibility."

After the spa the group date went for drinks. Jean Blanc pulled Becca aside fairly early. He pulled out a massage tool only to put in on the table instead of massaging Becca, lol. Then had some bland conversation and ended it with a heart-felt hug. Clearly this relationship is headed into the "friendzone" category.

Becca then took Jason aside and apologized for forgetting his name. He seemed to take it well, especially after they started sucking tongue.

The guys started talking about Jordan's Tinder matches. He casually bragged about his 4,000 matches in 2017 alone, but also felt the need to throw out that he's very selective with who he swipes right on, and that he has about 100% matching percentage.

Willis has a "no fucks given" attitude that cracks me up, lol

David then went and talked with Becca

David, "You know, I'm not one to throw people under the bus. But..."

Then he proceeds to throw Jordan under the bus

Becca came back to the group and jokingly gave Jordan a high five for his 4,000 matches.

Jordan and David then started getting into it. Jordan toasted, "Here's to you being a bitch" and walked off.

David, "Do you guys agree that it was kind of funny?"

Crickets.

Jordan then went and pulled Becca aside. After an awkward hug, he sat her down for a heart-to-heart.

Jordan, "I know it's hard with me being like uh, a model"

He continues, "And it's tough, you know? I can't find anyone who matches the intensity or the fun... this is dating Becca, you know? You are something that I would like to see myself next to. You're the goal."

Jordan rejoins the group and he and David start to go at it again.

David keeps trying to get a rise out of him, but finally Jordan gets the last word.

Jordan, "Attached to me, is professionality." Wills and Jason do their best to contain their laughter, but have very little success.

Chris got the 1-on-1 back at the house.

Becca and Colton step aside. After reassuring her that Tia was in the past Becca went back in the common room and brought the rose back to Colton.

Jordan's side interview with the cameras contained a few more gems.

Jordan, "I'd be worried if I was him. Karma is karma."

Chris and Becca went on their 1-on-1

They went to Capitol Records where they met Richard Marx.

They sat and talked with Richard for a bit, at which point he said they would be writing their own love song.

The look on Chris' face was priceless:

Chris told the cameras about being abandoned by his dad, and how it's hard to be vulnerable and let his walls down.

Becca, "Chris, you brought out my smile on this rainy day, and tonight I want to hear more of what you have to say. When I first met you, you were humming behind me, but from here on out I want you singing beside me."

Chris, "Becca, seeing who you were made me take a risk. That first night out the limo, different emotions in the mix. Hard for me to break down walls, opening up didn't seem to exist. But then I looked into those beautiful eyes, breaking down my walls, I couldn't resist. Your smile captivates me, those eyes give me hope the idea of seeing you at the end of this is what I want to envision most."

Well played sir.

Richard then played a catchy tune to the lyrics and it was pretty awesome.

Becca seems smitten with Chris at this point.

They went to dinner together where Chris opened up and shared with Becca why it was so hard for him to open up earlier on the date. She loved what he shared and gave him the rose.

After dinner they slow danced with Richard serenading them.

Becca, "I'm on cloud nine right now."

Back at the house paramedics carried David out of the house on a stretcher.

Apparently he fell out of his bunk bed right onto his face.

Chris Harrison went and had a conversation with Becca about what happened.

She called David and he seemed in good spirits.

Back at the house Jordan was installing a guard rail on David's bunk - what a nice guy.

On the next group date they went to play some football.

To help with the group date, they brought out two Legends Football League girls who looked like they could kick the shit out of half the guys.

Julia and I were curious what Legends Football League was, so she Googled it and found out that it used to be Lingerie Football League, which apparently was a thing.

Lincoln is the most uncoordinated jacked dude on the planet.

They started to play an actual game. Right from the opening kickoff Lincoln keeps getting in the way of his own team, it's really funny to watch, lol. Lincoln then gets burned for a TD shortly after. Lincoln then got run over by his own teammate.

The last play of the game Clay turns on beast mode and takes on the entire other team by himself on a Quarterback sneak. He ends up scoring the TD, but unfortunately he breaks his wrist in doing so. He ends up having to go to the ER.

Later that night the group went to an antique shop to have some drinks.

Garrett showed Becca how to tackle someone and snuck in some kisses.

Blake referred to Becca as his girlfriend, which she really liked. He's primed to go far.

Clay showed up and said he needed to get checked out by an orthopedic surgeon the following day.

He and Becca went aside and had a moment.

The group listened to her talk about how much fun she had before giving the rose to Clay. Normally I'd refer to this as a pity rose, but he seems like a genuinely nice guy well deserving of the rose.

Everyone was back at the mansion for the next rose ceremony. Connor pulled Becca aside to play some whiffle baseball out in the courtyard. She rounded the bases, and gave a friendly hug when she crossed home plate.

Jason's stock seems to be rising, despite Becca not remembering his name the day before.

Clay then decided that he had to go get the surgery and leave the show. Poor guy :(

To be continued..

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